He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My breasts were aching with rage.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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