Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I pour the whiskey from now on
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