He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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