whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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