I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
he fucked my hip out of place.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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