I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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