Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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