Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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