lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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