Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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