what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
