i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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