Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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