did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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