I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
