It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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