He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize