Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Come on in and take your pants off
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