my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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