I want to stick my p in your. b.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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