She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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