Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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