On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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