apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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