He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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