dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She announced her abortion via fbk
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
How's work?
Spinning.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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