It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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