that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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