yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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