I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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