glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm bleeding and have questions
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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