I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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