I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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