I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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