I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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