i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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