Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize