If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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