5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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