return my video game
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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