Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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