yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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