GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize