You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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