I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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