why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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