i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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