found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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