Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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