I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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