brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens