i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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