he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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