In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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