Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
apparently the secret to your success is patron
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
