You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I pour the whiskey from now on
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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